Il me faut être tout

Hello, I'm Emily, 19, American. I love books, art, coffee, good food, and television. I'm often distract myself through pictures of animals. History/anthropology major.

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

(via moistbottom)

baconnnnnnn:

every time i see that pic of nash grier kissing that guy all i can think of is

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(via moistbottom)

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via dutchster)

agnesanutter:

Oh my God. I cackled. This is perfect. #HipsterBeeAsksTheRealQuestions

agnesanutter:

Oh my God. I cackled. This is perfect. #HipsterBeeAsksTheRealQuestions

(Source: pleatedjeans, via funnierthanjesus)

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

(via super-who-locked-starkid)

theheaviestplace:

Baby

(Source: zamagi, via funnierthanjesus)

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim, via super-who-locked-starkid)

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

(Source: lady-dixon, via super-who-locked-starkid)

“It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first.”

melkior:

send hELP

(via thezombiemistress)